stabs:

Drinking orange juice right after you brush your teeth is like satan in your mouth

(via stabs)

twigwise:

elksy:

elksy:

elksy:

i think there’s like a fucking owl right outside my window

i opened my window and wow thats a lot of owls

THESE ARE NOT NORMAL OWL SOUNDS

I THINK OWLS ARE HAVING SEX OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

You’ve ignored your Hogwarts letter for far too long. They’re resorting to drastic measures.

(via flyingtreeinvasion)